The Nick Young and Jeremy Lin Show

Jeremy Lin: "I don't have a girlfriend who can but me a car for Christmas. Nick has a different car for every day of the week."

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Jeremy Lin was talking about Harvard. Nick Young said USC is the best school. Lin quipped, "Yeah, I heard they do your homework for you."

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Lin: "I'm single." Young: "How are you single?" Lin: "Because I'm not dating anyone Nick."

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Ellington: "I'm engaged." Young: "You're engaged!" Ellington: "Yeah, Nick, when are you getting engaged?" Young: (silence)

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Nick Young on the origin of the Swaggy P nickname: "It's biblical. It's in the old testament. The prophet of swag."

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Lin: "I was born in Torrance." Young: "Really?" Lin: "Yes, Nick. We've been through this. I wasn't born on another continent."

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Young: "Didn't you used to beatbox?" Lin: "I've never beatboxed in my life." Young: "Must have been another Lin."

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Young on Kobe: "He has no filter. He just talks and talks and talks." Lin: "That's ironic." Young: "What?" Lin: "Nothing. Keep going."

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Young: "When are you getting engaged Wayne?" Ellington: "None of your business." Young: "Cool so no date yet."

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I'm hoping some network will put together a Nick Young reality show.

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) January 7, 2015